Super Donna!-3

The next morning I got the weights and the weight bench out of the storage room and cleaned them while I set them up in an open area in the carriage house.  After I was finished setting up my wife Donna's new home gym, I then went down town to by her a sports drink,  that would give Donna an edge with her workouts. As I was going through the grocery store, I couldn't believe how expensive those sport drinks were by the case! Then an idea had accrued to me, why don't I just make a home made sports drink that would give my wife Donna an edge on her workouts, and that would probably cost a hell of a lot less! I then read the ingredients on one of the sports drinks, made mental notes of what was in it. Since I've never even heard of most of it's ingredients, I decided that I'd just have make my own home made sports drink up with random ingredients. I then headed towards the dollar store...........Once inside the dollar store, I walked up and down with a shopping cart though the aisles looking for the right ingredients to make Donna's home made sports drink with. I first grabbed six three liter bottles of Triple X Cola, the cola with triple the amount of caffeine. Six boxes of Nutria 5000, an aging fat reducer and developing muscle growth enhancer for women over 30 years of age. And six bottles of Energy Plus, a mega multi vitamin for women with Viagra enhancement, and six bottles of Hard As Iron Nail Polish Remover, just because I liked the name. Then after I paid for my purchases, I hurried home to make my wife Donna's home made sports drink.........While my wife Donna was in the bedroom getting dressed for her first workout, I was in the kitchen mixing her home made sports drink. I took an 8 once plastic tumbler and filled it up with Triple X Cola. Then I dropped in 3 pills of the Nutria 5000 fat reducer and developing muscle growth enhancer, and 3 pills of the Energy Plus mega vitamins, which caused the contains of the 8 once plastic tumbler to start to slightly bubble up, then when I added 2 drops of the Hard As Iron Nail Polish, there was a loud "BOOM!" as the contains in the 8 ounce plastic tumbler started bubbling wildly, like something you'd see in an old mad scientist movie! "DAMN!" I thought to myself; "I hope this doesn't kill my wife!" When Donna heard the loud "BOOM!" noise coming from the kitchen, she called out from the bedroom; "Stew, what the hell was that? Are you okay darling?" "Yea!" I replied; "I just dropped a glass, and I'm cleaning it up right now honey. I'll meet you outside at the carriage house in a minute, okay?" "Okay sweetheart." Donna replied back. Little did I know at the time, but the combination of ingredients I would be mixing to make my wife Donna's sports drink every day, would continue over and over again, to break down and rebuild the chromosomes in my wife Donna's DNA, till she became so super incredibly strong, that nothing else would be able to match her in world!...........My wife Donna who was wearing a white t-shirt and blue gym shorts, was waiting outside of our carriage house for me. As I walked over to her carrying the 8 once tumbler with the home made sports drink in it, Donna asked; "Stew, what's that?" "A home made sports drink I've made for you Donna, to help give you an edge with your workouts." I said smiling as I handed it to her. Donna took the 8 once plastic tumbler from me, and as she held it up to her mouth, she stopped and then handed it back to me, as she said in disgust; "I'm not drinking that Stew, it smells like liquefied baby poop!" "Oh yes you are Donna!" I said as I took the plastic tumbler in my right hand, while I pinched Donna's nose with my left hand, forcing her head back to open her mouth, I then poured the home made sports drink down Donna's throat!..........A second later, as Donna was holding her hands on her semi-chubby pot belly which was starting to make inhumanely loud gurgling sounds, she said; "Oh God Stew, that stuff is giving me one hell of a belly ache!" Then all of a sudden, Donna's entire body started shaking violently, while her heart started beating so extremely fast, that you could see it's imprint underneath Donna's white T-shirt! Then Donna took off running like a marathon runner, running around our entire 4 acres till she completed one mile, then she returned and started doing jumping jacks, stomach crunches, and then military push-ups. After she finished her push-ups, Donna jumped back on to her feet as she said; "Gee Stew, I've never felt such an energetic, adrenalin buzz like this before, I'm ready to go pump some iron!" I then followed my wife into the carriage house. End Of Part 3              

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