My New Reconditioned Ex-Wife!-The Final Chapter!

Three weeks later, my ex-wife's already gargantuan, freakishly, huge, ripped muscular body, had grown at least 10 times bigger with an even more seriously, unbelievable, size of muscle mass and cut definition! Patty was getting so gigantically huge in muscle mass, that even when she turned side ways to go through a door way, she had to squeeze herself through it! And every door frame in my condo was crushed deep in the walls, as Patty passed through from room to room!........I couldn't even believe it with my own eyes, every night when my ex-wife returned from the Red Brick Gym where Patty had been working out, she was at least a size bigger in girth and muscles mass then she was when she left that morning! One evening after I got home, Patty returned home from the Red Brick Gym  and she was very excited as she ripped my heavy oak front door off it's hinges, and crushed my door way to smithereens, as she squeezed her huge, gargantuan, muscular body through while she said; "GUESS WHAT STEW, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE IT!" After I calmed Patty down, before she destroyed the rest of my condo, I asked; "What got you so excited my gargantuan muscular love muffin?" "Remember I told you about those people from the Genius World Book Of Records?" "Yes I do Patty." I said. "Well Stew, tomorrow they are coming to the Red Brick Gym, to test me to see if I'm strong enough to be the worlds strongest woman!!!" Patty said sounding very excited and happy at the same time! "Do you think you could pass this test Patty?" I asked. Patty just stood there and did a double bicep pose, and flexed her huge, gigantic biceps which swelled up and bulged out so unbelievably huge, that they cracked my living room ceiling! Patty then replied; "Well Stew, if I can't prove that I'm the strongest woman in the world with these mighty pythons, then all the work I've put in lifting weights were for nothing!" That night I didn't get any sleep at all! Patty stayed up all night in my guest bed room lifting weights, up until the next morning when it was time for her to meet the Genius World Record people.........The next morning I drove down town with Patty to the Red Brick Gym. I too was very curious to see if ex-wife could pass this test, and go into history as being the strongest woman in the world! The special super heavy weight set, and the heavy duty weight bench the Genius World Records people brought with them, was way to big to fit into the small building the Red Brick Gym was housed in, so it was set up out side in the parking lot, where it was a nice sunny, clear day! After meeting with the record people, Patty was informed that the super heavy weight set was over 1 million pounds, and that she needed to be able to bench press it up, and hold it straight up over her head for five minutes straight. If Patty could accomplish this, then the Genius World Record people would agree to record her as the world's strongest woman. After signing a contract with the record people who explained all the rules to her, 2 judges then escorted Patty over to the super heavy weight set and heavy duty weight bench where she lay down under the huge barbell, waiting on the judges signal to start. When the judge said; "OK, ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!..........With both hands, Patty gripped the thick bar on the million pound barbell, then as she pushed pressure up on the bar, every thick, ripped slab of muscle in her arms swelled up and bulged out with tremendous strength, as the million pound barbell started to slowly lift up out of it's cradle! As Patty was trying to bench press the million pound barbell, the sunny clear day started turning cloudy, and it was starting to look like rain. After Patty made one very loud growl, "GRRRRR!" Patty benched lifted the million pound barbell completely over her head, in one clean powerful lift! Then as Patty held the million pound barbell over her head, as the judges counted down the seconds for the 5 minutes, then a clap of thunder came from the south, where the rain storm was coming in from. As Patty continued holding up the million pound barbell, a lightning bolt shot out from a cloud in the sky, and struck the million pound barbell causing my gargantuan muscular ex-wife to be electrocuted by a trillion volts of electricity! This in turn caused Patty's new super powerful bionic heart to explode in her chest like a 20 ton hydrogen bomb, killing her immanently!........When they buried Patty at her funeral, the undertaker needed a custom built, extra huge coffin to put Patty's huge, gargantuan muscular body into, and a 2 ton fork lift to carry the coffin to her grave site. After the funeral, I contacted F.E.M.A., {Federal Emergency Management Agency} about all the damage my that my gargantuan muscular ex-wife had caused. When the insurance examiner came out to look over my damage, he asked me how this had happened, I replied; "Hurricane Patty had blown through here!" The End!